Saturday, March 1, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
Hey... Wassup!!?
A and B are on the phone.
A: Hey wassup !!
B: Wassup !!
A: Wassup !!
B: Wassuuupppppp !!!
A: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasup !!!!
B: Wrong number ! and hangs up
A: #$!%#$$##&*!
A: Hey wassup !!
B: Wassup !!
A: Wassup !!
B: Wassuuupppppp !!!
A: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasup !!!!
B: Wrong number ! and hangs up
A: #$!%#$$##&*!
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
10 Things I learned coming to America !!!
Its been 4 months in America and I must say, life was not as easy as I thought. The 10 best things I learnt.
10. Not all airlines are good and the ones in INDIA are much better.. yeah! even AIR DECCAN !!
9. You sleep at 4 in the morning and get up at 12 in the afternoon. If you sleep early and get up early then you are considered wierd.
8. All fast food joints don't serve vegetarian food. The vegetarian food you get in any of those food outlets is either a bean substitute or just 'cheese'
7. 'Pepperoni' does not have pepper, instead its a combo of beef and pork.
6. All the people from Hyderabad speak only in telugu, atleast those in campus. If you try to speak in english with any of them, then you are style 'marofying'.
5. Homeworks and assignments needs to be shared and written with all the cooperation you can get.
4. Birthdays are celebrated to kick people's ass off.
3. 90% of the girls coming from India are 'committed'.
2. Girls first seem friendly and you try to do whatever you can do for them, then you learn your lessons the hard way.
1. There is always a consultancy after you graduate to get you a job.
10. Not all airlines are good and the ones in INDIA are much better.. yeah! even AIR DECCAN !!
9. You sleep at 4 in the morning and get up at 12 in the afternoon. If you sleep early and get up early then you are considered wierd.
8. All fast food joints don't serve vegetarian food. The vegetarian food you get in any of those food outlets is either a bean substitute or just 'cheese'
7. 'Pepperoni' does not have pepper, instead its a combo of beef and pork.
6. All the people from Hyderabad speak only in telugu, atleast those in campus. If you try to speak in english with any of them, then you are style 'marofying'.
5. Homeworks and assignments needs to be shared and written with all the cooperation you can get.
4. Birthdays are celebrated to kick people's ass off.
3. 90% of the girls coming from India are 'committed'.
2. Girls first seem friendly and you try to do whatever you can do for them, then you learn your lessons the hard way.
1. There is always a consultancy after you graduate to get you a job.
Monday, January 21, 2008
F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Year : 2006
Place: Somewhere in Hyderabad.
No !!! As the post reads its not about the hit series !!! A,B,C are friends discussing about their future plans.
A: India mein settle hoga ya nahin tho pardesi?
B: Some answer not worth remembering
A: Biwi India se hogi ya America ki?
C: Another answer not worth remembering
C: Will you allow your wife to wear mini skirts/shorts etc?
Before A could answer, B interferes.
B: Yes yes. I will allow
C: Abey!!! Biwi uski hai ya teri !!!!
Sigh! Nostalgia!
Place: Somewhere in Hyderabad.
No !!! As the post reads its not about the hit series !!! A,B,C are friends discussing about their future plans.
A: India mein settle hoga ya nahin tho pardesi?
B: Some answer not worth remembering
A: Biwi India se hogi ya America ki?
C: Another answer not worth remembering
C: Will you allow your wife to wear mini skirts/shorts etc?
Before A could answer, B interferes.
B: Yes yes. I will allow
C: Abey!!! Biwi uski hai ya teri !!!!
Sigh! Nostalgia!
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Back with a bang?
Here I am! blogging again! Lot of things have been happening with me which made me stay away from blog and I regret for being so dormant. There is a lot to write and I am sure I can't sum it off in a single post. I'll start writing pretty soon! probably in a day or two. I would love you all to start commenting asap ! c ya guyzz !!
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Just another day !
It was just another day. Just another one. But why did the sky look so blue? And why did I feel so good? Perhaps the space around you knows more than you do. It is full of awareness, of knowledge of that which is unknown to you. Perhaps!
I made my way through the crowded road. Faces and more faces. Beautiful and not so beautiful perhaps. But who was I to decide that after all? I was too a face in the crowd. Signal turned red and I had to stop. And then I saw her. No it wasn’t love at first sight. That’s what people call it don’t they? It wasn’t that definitely. It was just an extension to something that had never started and something that would never end. It was a continuation. This wasn’t the first sight. I was sure of it somehow. I had never been so sure of anything in my whole life.
She stood there amongst the crowd deeply engrossed in thought! But I am sure she felt it too. Without looking at me. Without hearing me. Without a sound. Just in the minutest second of a second she felt it too. I knew it and she knew that I knew it.
We met and we said nothing. There was nothing to be said. We both knew what there was to be said. This was not the first time. I looked at the sky.
The environment suddenly turned noisy, I was out from the bliss and my friend shouting at me to turn the iginition on. I could not turn my eyes out from that ADVERTISEMENT HOLDING where the beautiful lady was looking straight into my eyes. It was all virtual, sometimes that is life ! Live it, enjoy it !
I made my way through the crowded road. Faces and more faces. Beautiful and not so beautiful perhaps. But who was I to decide that after all? I was too a face in the crowd. Signal turned red and I had to stop. And then I saw her. No it wasn’t love at first sight. That’s what people call it don’t they? It wasn’t that definitely. It was just an extension to something that had never started and something that would never end. It was a continuation. This wasn’t the first sight. I was sure of it somehow. I had never been so sure of anything in my whole life.
She stood there amongst the crowd deeply engrossed in thought! But I am sure she felt it too. Without looking at me. Without hearing me. Without a sound. Just in the minutest second of a second she felt it too. I knew it and she knew that I knew it.
We met and we said nothing. There was nothing to be said. We both knew what there was to be said. This was not the first time. I looked at the sky.
The environment suddenly turned noisy, I was out from the bliss and my friend shouting at me to turn the iginition on. I could not turn my eyes out from that ADVERTISEMENT HOLDING where the beautiful lady was looking straight into my eyes. It was all virtual, sometimes that is life ! Live it, enjoy it !
Friday, July 20, 2007
Ab mera future kya hoga???
PLACE: Somewhere in College, Hyderabad
Year: 2007, Feb
Three friends discussing their future plans.
A: Hey macha! I am planning to do Masters in USA after engineering.
B: Good, I am planning to do the same thing too.
C: Hmmm, mereko job aaya re bhai, I will stay back and work here. You guys tell me what will you do going to US?
B: Will study hard, earn as much as possible after Masters, come back and marry a beautiful girl. Life settled.
A: Hehehe.... i agree with B.
C: But you have to do your own things there, can u manage?
A: yeah, we have to adjust. Atleast now we get the chance to do things ourselves. We can be self dependent.
B: Our parents will love to see their sons talk like this!!
C: My scenario will be totally different here. Morning when i get up , mom will be ready with a cup of coffee. Then when i get ready to go to work, breakfast will be ready and that too i only have to eat that. After job come back home, dinner will be ready by then, eat and then sit on the computer and browse. Tum logh ye poora chodke US jaate bolre, ab mein kya bolun ??
A: But humko acha job milta, paisa milta, hum bhi enjoy kar sakte. 2-3 years mein shaadi karke settle ho jaate. samjha!
B: C,Ab tu job karke kya karta?
C: Hehehe, mein kya kartun? 1 year acha work , salary save . 1 year ke baad Honda City kareed ke City ghumtun. Automatically ladies ki nazar merepe lagti. Usme se acha ladki dekh ke shaadi. Jab thak promotion bhi aa jaata. Tu aur mein ek hi level pe rehte. Aur mein sukhun se rehtun.
A&B: @!!@#@$#^$%#%$#$^$%^$%^#%@#@#$
Year: 2007, Feb
Three friends discussing their future plans.
A: Hey macha! I am planning to do Masters in USA after engineering.
B: Good, I am planning to do the same thing too.
C: Hmmm, mereko job aaya re bhai, I will stay back and work here. You guys tell me what will you do going to US?
B: Will study hard, earn as much as possible after Masters, come back and marry a beautiful girl. Life settled.
A: Hehehe.... i agree with B.
C: But you have to do your own things there, can u manage?
A: yeah, we have to adjust. Atleast now we get the chance to do things ourselves. We can be self dependent.
B: Our parents will love to see their sons talk like this!!
C: My scenario will be totally different here. Morning when i get up , mom will be ready with a cup of coffee. Then when i get ready to go to work, breakfast will be ready and that too i only have to eat that. After job come back home, dinner will be ready by then, eat and then sit on the computer and browse. Tum logh ye poora chodke US jaate bolre, ab mein kya bolun ??
A: But humko acha job milta, paisa milta, hum bhi enjoy kar sakte. 2-3 years mein shaadi karke settle ho jaate. samjha!
B: C,Ab tu job karke kya karta?
C: Hehehe, mein kya kartun? 1 year acha work , salary save . 1 year ke baad Honda City kareed ke City ghumtun. Automatically ladies ki nazar merepe lagti. Usme se acha ladki dekh ke shaadi. Jab thak promotion bhi aa jaata. Tu aur mein ek hi level pe rehte. Aur mein sukhun se rehtun.
A&B: @!!@#@$#^$%#%$#$^$%^$%^#%@#@#$
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